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Episode 16 : Clothes Discounters

The Podcaster's Warehouse

June 30, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min

Hey Warriors... come out to play! Tony takes on "big credit"... does he stand a chance? Gary debuts a gameshow that allows you to play along at home (if you dare). Larry David has a new show... where are the martians... and…

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[SPEAKER_08]: Hey there, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Tony.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm Gary.

[SPEAKER_08]: And in the next episode, if you've got to be kidding me, I've got a bone to pick with Visa.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's very careful.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna get him.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're also angry.

[SPEAKER_08]: Gary is hosting a brand new game show.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's called Famous Black People by First Name.

[SPEAKER_08]: Only, thank you, Gary.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna ace it.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you, well, you're gonna kill.

[SPEAKER_08]: All right, fantastic.

[SPEAKER_08]: Also, brief analysis of the movie The Thing With Two Hits.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's you gotta be kidding me with Tony Perkins and Garry stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, they're not related.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just good friends.

[SPEAKER_04]: And now, here's Tony and Garry.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, let's say Gary and Tony since Gary was the star of that motion picture of the warrior.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, right.

[SPEAKER_07]: I had no idea Rob was going to put that up.

[SPEAKER_07]: So I switched to a green screen.

[SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't going to do.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because the warrior's green screen.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I'm my green screen is me and warriors.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's absolutely over the top when you hear it.

[SPEAKER_09]: Just isolate it like that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, listen, I mean, I may be in the minority because, well, we both are, but I thought that when David Patrick Kelly did that, it was over the top in the film, I couldn't stand it actually, and warriors fans, it's all they quote.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, exactly.

[SPEAKER_07]: And listen, the director Walter Hill, who went on to become a really, really prominent director, he told David to do what he felt like doing with the line because David said, I got an idea for it.

[SPEAKER_07]: I got an idea for it.

[SPEAKER_07]: And that was the idea.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I wanted to go up and go walls.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, come here.

[SPEAKER_07]: You don't know me that well.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm in the film.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'll be cut out completely accepted the beginning during the credits That idea from David, you know, and of course it's become the quotable quote of film Which I don't understand.

[SPEAKER_09]: What is who understands Hollywood?

[SPEAKER_07]: I hate the look come out and play

[SPEAKER_09]: It's over the top.

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to be there.

[SPEAKER_09]: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Episode 16 of You Got to Be Killing Me.

[SPEAKER_09]: Believe it.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm Tony.

[SPEAKER_09]: I am Gary, and I'm so glad to be here.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm glad to be here as well, sir.

[SPEAKER_08]: Good to see you.

[SPEAKER_08]: I hope we'll see you.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, oh, no, let me see your green screen gain.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, gain.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, wait a minute.

[SPEAKER_07]: What's the game show game show game show network background because it means something today.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it does.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm looking forward to it.

[SPEAKER_07]: We are playing a game later.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, I love it what we do this and this time Gary is bringing it so that's that's going to be a lot of fun Welcome welcome welcome.

[SPEAKER_08]: I want to say first of all.

[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you to Tiana Lee our guest on the last on last week's show Posting like crazy about her appearance on our show I paid her

[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_08]: Hey there, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Tony. [SPEAKER_08]: I'm Gary. [SPEAKER_08]: And in the next episode, if you've got to be kidding me, I've got a bone to pick with Visa. [SPEAKER_07]: He's very careful. [SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna get him. [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're also angry. [SPEAKER_08]: Gary is hosting a brand new game show. [SPEAKER_08]: It's called Famous Black People by First Name. [SPEAKER_08]: Only, thank you, Gary. [SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna ace it. [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you, well, you're gonna kill. [SPEAKER_08]: All right, fantastic. [SPEAKER_08]: Also, brief analysis of the movie The Thing With Two Hits. [SPEAKER_07]: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh [SPEAKER_02]: Check it out, the next episode of the gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata gigata [SPEAKER_04]: It's you gotta be kidding me with Tony Perkins and Garry stuff. [SPEAKER_04]: No, they're not related. [SPEAKER_04]: It's just good friends. [SPEAKER_04]: And now, here's Tony and Garry. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, let's say Gary and Tony since Gary was the star of that motion picture of the warrior. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, right. [SPEAKER_07]: I had no idea Rob was going to put that up. [SPEAKER_07]: So I switched to a green screen. [SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't going to do. [SPEAKER_07]: Because the warrior's green screen. [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I'm my green screen is me and warriors. [SPEAKER_09]: It's absolutely over the top when you hear it. [SPEAKER_09]: Just isolate it like that. [SPEAKER_07]: Well, listen, I mean, I may be in the minority because, well, we both are, but I thought that when David Patrick Kelly did that, it was over the top in the film, I couldn't stand it actually, and warriors fans, it's all they quote. [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, exactly. [SPEAKER_07]: And listen, the director Walter Hill, who went on to become a really, really prominent director, he told David to do what he felt like doing with the line because David said, I got an idea for it. [SPEAKER_07]: I got an idea for it. [SPEAKER_07]: And that was the idea. [SPEAKER_07]: And I wanted to go up and go walls. [SPEAKER_07]: Well, come here. [SPEAKER_07]: You don't know me that well. [SPEAKER_07]: I'm in the film. [SPEAKER_07]: I'll be cut out completely accepted the beginning during the credits That idea from David, you know, and of course it's become the quotable quote of film Which I don't understand. [SPEAKER_09]: What is who understands Hollywood? [SPEAKER_07]: I hate the look come out and play [SPEAKER_09]: It's over the top. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to be there. [SPEAKER_09]: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Episode 16 of You Got to Be Killing Me. [SPEAKER_09]: Believe it. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm Tony. [SPEAKER_09]: I am Gary, and I'm so glad to be here. [SPEAKER_08]: I'm glad to be here as well, sir. [SPEAKER_08]: Good to see you. [SPEAKER_08]: I hope we'll see you. [SPEAKER_08]: Well, oh, no, let me see your green screen gain. [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, gain. [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, wait a minute. [SPEAKER_07]: What's the game show game show game show network background because it means something today. [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it does. [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm looking forward to it. [SPEAKER_07]: We are playing a game later. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, I love it what we do this and this time Gary is bringing it so that's that's going to be a lot of fun Welcome welcome welcome. [SPEAKER_08]: I want to say first of all. [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you to Tiana Lee our guest on the last on last week's show Posting like crazy about her appearance on our show I paid her [SPEAKER_08]: What's that? [SPEAKER_07]: I paid her and she she said I'm not posting anything because it was a great time I enjoyed you guys, but where were the bucks? [SPEAKER_07]: And I said I Tony can't pay you, but I I can and I will and then she started posting like crazy Former billionaire Tony can't pay her. [SPEAKER_09]: That's right. [SPEAKER_08]: No, her and billionaire who just claims poverty No, just telling you now I've run through my billions [SPEAKER_07]: You know why? [SPEAKER_07]: Because all through good morning America, you never let me pay for anything. [SPEAKER_07]: And I mean that. [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe that wasn't a good idea. [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe you'd be a richer man today, if you just left me alone. [SPEAKER_07]: You know? [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not blaming you for being kind to me. [SPEAKER_09]: I can't win. [SPEAKER_07]: Well, you're going to play a game later and you'll find that out too. [SPEAKER_09]: So yes, we do have a game that we're going to play for you today. [SPEAKER_08]: We're also both Gary and I have seen the movie Disclosure Day So we're going to talk about that a little bit and much more, but first. [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, don't mind. [SPEAKER_08]: I want to tell you about Something and we were going to do this last week, but we didn't have time. [SPEAKER_08]: We had a lot going on. [SPEAKER_08]: What if I do mind? [SPEAKER_08]: well like you're still going to hear it okay now this is I'm kind of taking a page from the Gary Stein playbook I'm going to tell you about something that happened to me that is that is very very irritating and and and and I want to get your viewpoint and I want to get Rob's viewpoint let's say hi to Rob by the way Rob's be whack at the air Rob's view guys I think that [SPEAKER_05]: We should call all fans of the show the Warriors because every time we start the show we're inviting them now to come out and play And since I went to the trouble to pull that drop, let's use it. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so all Tony and Gary fans now will be the Warriors [SPEAKER_05]: I like that. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_08]: All the big stars, you know, a Gaga, her fans are little monsters, too. [SPEAKER_08]: Yes. [SPEAKER_08]: Swift, they're Swifties, um, someone else has a name for their fans. [SPEAKER_05]: I know that on the Michael Marisho, our fans are non-existent. [SPEAKER_05]: So, uh, we use that. [SPEAKER_05]: You can't have that one. [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, I, I nominate warriors. [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm going with. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I was going to go with not well. [SPEAKER_09]: But what a great warrior's is good warrior fans. [SPEAKER_09]: You are now the warriors. [SPEAKER_09]: I like that. [SPEAKER_07]: That's good And and you're fighting the good fight spread in the word about the show or you're supposed to be Okay, all right, this is go ahead and piss me off about for something that happened that I would hate [SPEAKER_08]: All right, so now it's funny we talk about me being a former billionaire recently because I am multi-billionaire. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's not true. [SPEAKER_08]: Trying to get my finances in order, you know, everything's more expensive now, everything keeps going up. [SPEAKER_08]: So it's harder for everybody, unless you truly are a billionaire. [SPEAKER_08]: But I'm so I'm trying to get my finances in order. [SPEAKER_08]: So, [SPEAKER_08]: a couple of weeks ago, I actually managed to pay off my credit cards. [SPEAKER_08]: And they had a little bit, not a little bit. [SPEAKER_08]: They all climbed a lot. [SPEAKER_08]: And we're getting to the credit limit and you know, you're paying so much an interest, 23, 24, 25% whatever it is. [SPEAKER_08]: So I said, let me pay off my credit cards. [SPEAKER_07]: Every time I pay it off, Tony, I start up again. [SPEAKER_08]: You know, I mean, that's the problem. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_08]: But, but I paid them off. [SPEAKER_08]: And I'm using them sparingly so so far, so good. [SPEAKER_08]: One of them that I paid off was for, and I'm not going to say the exact figure, but it was thousands of dollars. [SPEAKER_08]: I have to confess that I had run it up to thousands and thousands of dollars. [SPEAKER_08]: But I paid it off. [SPEAKER_09]: Happy about that. [SPEAKER_08]: I go out. [SPEAKER_08]: It's great. [SPEAKER_08]: One day, we'll know one day at work. [SPEAKER_08]: We have a cafeteria upstairs and you can order food by food and then you pay for it. [SPEAKER_08]: You can only do a credit card on the scanning machine. [SPEAKER_08]: So I bought breakfast. [SPEAKER_08]: It was like $3.40 and I got a drink. [SPEAKER_08]: It was a $1.50. [SPEAKER_05]: Do they still have the Mac Maguri omelet up there? [SPEAKER_05]: That was always my favorite. [SPEAKER_09]: Matt McGarry the long time most of it's academic you know you've done that before that just leaves me out So anyway, I pay for my breakfast, you know [SPEAKER_08]: six bucks, whatever. [SPEAKER_08]: Later that night, go out to dinner with my wife. [SPEAKER_08]: We have a lovely dinner. [SPEAKER_08]: The bill comes to, I remember exactly, because it's an easy number to remember, $100 and 10 cents. [SPEAKER_08]: I give the waiter the credit card. [SPEAKER_08]: He comes back, says the card was declined. [SPEAKER_08]: I said, no one that can't be. [SPEAKER_08]: I just I just paid it off. [SPEAKER_08]: Can you try it again? [SPEAKER_08]: He goes, he comes back a few minutes later says, I swiped it, tapped it, and inserted it, it was declined each time. [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, he's got an attitude. [SPEAKER_08]: Right. [SPEAKER_08]: Well, no, I'm really. [SPEAKER_07]: You know, it's a better way to say that. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and it's embarrassing. [SPEAKER_07]: It's embarrassing. [SPEAKER_08]: It is embarrassing. [SPEAKER_08]: Right. [SPEAKER_08]: It isn't embarrassing. [SPEAKER_08]: You're a major star. [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm not a major star, but I'm anybody would be embarrassed. [SPEAKER_08]: You know? [SPEAKER_08]: So, and for all I know, he's walking around saying Tony Perkins credit card was decline. [SPEAKER_07]: But anyway, he's really in bad shape. [SPEAKER_07]: He's probably still setting money to that woman in Ohio. [SPEAKER_07]: Why? [SPEAKER_07]: I hope that stopped. [SPEAKER_07]: Really? [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know, I don't understand that. [SPEAKER_07]: I'll need a do I. [SPEAKER_08]: So, I give him another card and then it goes to her. [SPEAKER_08]: So, I say to Rhonda, well, I'll call the credit card company and you know, take care of it. [SPEAKER_08]: Next day, I call the credit card company. [SPEAKER_08]: Well first, I do this. [SPEAKER_08]: I check my bank account to make sure that the money that I paid them has processed and come out of my account and it has. [SPEAKER_07]: Can I insert a question? [SPEAKER_08]: Yes. [SPEAKER_07]: How long before going to that dinner had you paid the credit card off? [SPEAKER_07]: About two or three days. [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, because if you said two or three hours or whatever, it wouldn't have been processed yet. [SPEAKER_07]: But two or three business days? [SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I hate them now. [SPEAKER_08]: Okay. [SPEAKER_08]: I like to check my bank account. [SPEAKER_08]: the you know how when you pay something first it says pending yeah and then when it's done it's as processed it said process i go to my online account for the credit card and it's a visa card by the way i've only th

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