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Episode 11 : Buff The Whip

The Podcaster's Warehouse

May 26, 2026 · 1 hr 9 min

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If you learn one thing from this episode, it's this: don't annoy Vito the Barber. Here's a question that is grammatically correct: "Who works for whom?". Tony invents a game, we debut a new serial (even better than Froot Loops), and The Glimmer Twins prove that everything old is new again. Plus, don't miss Gary at Grossinger's this Summer. Hoo Ha!

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's you got to be kidding me with Tony Perkins and Gary stuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're not related.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just good friends.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now, here's Tony and Gary.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hey there boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 11 of You Got to Be kidding me.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's me, Tony Perkins.

[SPEAKER_06]: And who am I?

[SPEAKER_06]: You're Gary Stott.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm here, too.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_06]: But look at your screen.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I got to tell you, I made big changes this week.

[SPEAKER_03]: I saw a lot of stuff in the last show.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, I've got to do a whole bunch of overall changes.

[SPEAKER_03]: So the green screen's a little bit darker.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, all right, it looks fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: It looks really really good.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's all I did.

[SPEAKER_02]: The green screen.

[SPEAKER_02]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: Tony, your name is not Sam.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're just notice, you're just Gary's just notice.

[SPEAKER_06]: Did you leave it?

[SPEAKER_06]: Did you leave it up?

[SPEAKER_06]: I left it up on purpose.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because I thought it was so funny.

[SPEAKER_06]: So I watched the last episode with a salmon graphing a Gary's dear friend for of many many many years actor author and Sam was very funny and but he put was playing a character a doctor Lionel Brunswick

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, and you know, we prepared and he wrote stuff.

[SPEAKER_06]: We didn't know what he was going to do, which is great.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then when we bring him up on the screen, it says, Sam, his real name.

[SPEAKER_06]: So we had to adjust.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, why does he hurt?

[SPEAKER_06]: And he played it off.

[SPEAKER_06]: He did.

[SPEAKER_03]: He did great.

[SPEAKER_03]: And he says, I'm not good at improv, you know.

[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like it was very good at it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_06]: So that's my little tribute to Sam.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's not dead, you know.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't have to give a tribute to Sam that he's going to feel very important and in fact, you know, we should probably shouldn't be talking about that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we've got a great show for you today.

[SPEAKER_06]: Here's what we, some of what we've got on tap for you today.

[SPEAKER_06]: We've got, uh,

[SPEAKER_06]: responses from listeners to different things that we've done over the past few weeks, which is great.

[SPEAKER_06]: We love when you write, we love when you text, whatever, more of that.

[SPEAKER_03]: You need to sell this better.

[SPEAKER_03]: Could do that again.

[SPEAKER_03]: We've got all of that.

[SPEAKER_03]: We've got listeners.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Here we go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me add a little more color to it.

[SPEAKER_03]: You asked me.

[SPEAKER_03]: What have we got today, Tony?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's you got to be kidding me with Tony Perkins and Gary stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: No, they're not related. [SPEAKER_01]: It's just good friends. [SPEAKER_01]: And now, here's Tony and Gary. [SPEAKER_06]: Hey there boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 11 of You Got to Be kidding me. [SPEAKER_06]: It's me, Tony Perkins. [SPEAKER_06]: And who am I? [SPEAKER_06]: You're Gary Stott. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm here, too. [SPEAKER_06]: Hi. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes. [SPEAKER_06]: But look at your screen. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I got to tell you, I made big changes this week. [SPEAKER_03]: I saw a lot of stuff in the last show. [SPEAKER_03]: And I said, I've got to do a whole bunch of overall changes. [SPEAKER_03]: So the green screen's a little bit darker. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, all right, it looks fine. [SPEAKER_02]: It looks really really good. [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I did. [SPEAKER_02]: The green screen. [SPEAKER_02]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: Tony, your name is not Sam. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, wow. [SPEAKER_02]: You're just notice, you're just Gary's just notice. [SPEAKER_06]: Did you leave it? [SPEAKER_06]: Did you leave it up? [SPEAKER_06]: I left it up on purpose. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because I thought it was so funny. [SPEAKER_06]: So I watched the last episode with a salmon graphing a Gary's dear friend for of many many many years actor author and Sam was very funny and but he put was playing a character a doctor Lionel Brunswick [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, and you know, we prepared and he wrote stuff. [SPEAKER_06]: We didn't know what he was going to do, which is great. [SPEAKER_06]: And then when we bring him up on the screen, it says, Sam, his real name. [SPEAKER_06]: So we had to adjust. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, why does he hurt? [SPEAKER_06]: And he played it off. [SPEAKER_06]: He did. [SPEAKER_03]: He did great. [SPEAKER_03]: He did great. [SPEAKER_03]: And he says, I'm not good at improv, you know. [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like it was very good at it. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_06]: So that's my little tribute to Sam. [SPEAKER_06]: He's not dead, you know. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't have to give a tribute to Sam that he's going to feel very important and in fact, you know, we should probably shouldn't be talking about that. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we've got a great show for you today. [SPEAKER_06]: Here's what we, some of what we've got on tap for you today. [SPEAKER_06]: We've got, uh, [SPEAKER_06]: responses from listeners to different things that we've done over the past few weeks, which is great. [SPEAKER_06]: We love when you write, we love when you text, whatever, more of that. [SPEAKER_03]: You need to sell this better. [SPEAKER_03]: Could do that again. [SPEAKER_03]: We've got all of that. [SPEAKER_03]: We've got all of that. [SPEAKER_03]: We've got listeners. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Here we go. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me add a little more color to it. [SPEAKER_03]: You asked me. [SPEAKER_03]: What have we got today, Tony? [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey Tony, what have we got today on the show? [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, can you take two of that with you? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was a good, right a minute, right a minute. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me let me just head one job. [SPEAKER_03]: Could you let me just send it myself? [SPEAKER_03]: Please. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey Tony, what have we got on the show today? [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Gary, glad you asked. [SPEAKER_06]: We're going to have listener responses to some of the things that we've talked about just during the last few weeks. [SPEAKER_06]: We love that. [SPEAKER_06]: Keep in common listeners. [SPEAKER_06]: Also, we've got, um, I don't really want to. [SPEAKER_06]: We have we have a top ten list now. [SPEAKER_06]: I I don't want to say it like that because I don't want to say that we are because it sounds like we're ripping off David Letterman, but so so what Yeah, you know what he's not doing. [SPEAKER_03]: She's got that big ugly beard now. [SPEAKER_06]: Who the hell care? [SPEAKER_06]: I wish he would shave that. [SPEAKER_06]: What's with that? [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even just wish he would trim it. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, okay, if you want to be here, but this is right. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: It's bizarre looking. [SPEAKER_06]: He looks rabbinical now. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, he does. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, great word. [SPEAKER_02]: 10 10 cent word. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a Carson thing because Carson wouldn't shave when you went on vacation And yeah, and I think I think you know, I've shaved every day for what 50 years. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to shave anymore. [SPEAKER_02]: So I think it's that that might be right, but a criminal dice. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know what we've all shaved for 50 years. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what the hell this is [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't say before today's show, but you can't really tell, can you? [SPEAKER_06]: No, if you need to. [SPEAKER_06]: You can tell if I do this. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, don't do that. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't do too much of that, okay? [SPEAKER_03]: Come on. [SPEAKER_01]: Rubbing my cheek on the mic. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Also coming up, we are going to begin the serialization of the amazing return of sound and junior. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a good move. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I got to say that's very, very excited about that. [SPEAKER_06]: And some fantastic new music, [SPEAKER_06]: If you're paying attention and you know what this album is behind me, that's a clue as to who it is and what it's going to be. [SPEAKER_06]: Gary, you probably don't know, so I'm going to keep you in the dark. [SPEAKER_03]: I know what album it is and if I didn't know that. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you know the album really? [SPEAKER_06]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_06]: It is out of print. [SPEAKER_06]: It is out of print. [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I don't know it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I don't know it. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to tell you. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm just going to tell you. [SPEAKER_06]: This is a great rolling stone's album from the 1970s. [SPEAKER_06]: It's called Made in the Shade. [SPEAKER_06]: It only came out in America. [SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't issued in England. [SPEAKER_06]: And it's essentially it's catching up with their greatest hits since they put out the album Hot Rocks. [SPEAKER_06]: I just thought, wow, this is a great stone's album because I just thought all these songs are fantastic. [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know it was a, a, a, a, a, a greatest hit's collection. [SPEAKER_06]: Right. [SPEAKER_06]: A greatest hit's like from 71 to 74. [SPEAKER_02]: I know the vinyl's out of, I think the CD is out of print as well. [SPEAKER_06]: I think it is. [SPEAKER_06]: So this is one of those albums that should still be. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what, I think that's the most boring topic you've ever come up with. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I wrote this to hear and listen to with a smile on my face. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to make believe that I care about this is this is the group that Mick Yager was in, right? [SPEAKER_06]: Mick Yager. [SPEAKER_06]: That's what they call them in Sweden with that big tracker. [SPEAKER_06]: Listen to the songs on this album. [SPEAKER_06]: Brown Sugar, Tumble and Dice, happy. [SPEAKER_06]: Dance Little Sister Wild horses Angie. [SPEAKER_06]: It's only rocket roll. [SPEAKER_06]: This is good now. [SPEAKER_03]: No, these are good. [SPEAKER_03]: These are these are big hits. [SPEAKER_06]: No, I take it back. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, thank you But let's start with what you got some else to say [SPEAKER_03]: I do. [SPEAKER_03]: I do. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going to throw you off the whole show. [SPEAKER_03]: If you don't mind. [SPEAKER_03]: Rob could you come on for a sec? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, for a sec. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, thanks. [SPEAKER_06]: Ladies, gentlemen. [SPEAKER_06]: Please welcome Rob. [SPEAKER_06]: Speedwork. [SPEAKER_06]: Hi, guys. [SPEAKER_06]: And I do. [SPEAKER_06]: You know what? [SPEAKER_02]: This is the first time I've ever had a chance to play this. [SPEAKER_04]: The roll and stones. [SPEAKER_03]: I had to dig it up, but I had it, it's great. [SPEAKER_06]: What can I do for you, Gary? [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so when we were like setting levels, I couldn't help noticing the TMOS hat. [SPEAKER_03]: Now, here's the thing, okay? [SPEAKER_03]: So I know that you're part of that, uh, the Michael Mira show thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And thing. [SPEAKER_03]: And that's great. [SPEAKER_03]: And we love Mike. [SPEAKER_03]: He used to be the producer of our show. [SPEAKER_03]: But I don't remember Mike ever wearing a Tony Perkins show hat or you got to be kidding me hat. [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm just wondering, you're promoting [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Can you wear a you got to be kidding me baseball cap? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_02]: You can. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a baseball cap. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a wizard's hat with stars and moons. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a big conalconic. [SPEAKER_02]: Honestly, I did not mean to co promote as because my head was too shiny. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, promoting is good, promoting is good, but if you can put on, you got to be kidding me hat Tony and I are not paying for it. [SPEAKER_06]: I was going to say, they don't exist. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm going to have to get out of the sewing machine. [SPEAKER_03]: We have a budget, don't we? [SPEAKER_03]: Guys, we have a budget. [SPEAKER_02]: Or just use a Sharpie, you know? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly. [SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: Let's start with your green screen, which looks like, first of all, let me tell you. [SPEAKER_06]: And I tell you this all the time, and I'm not kidding. [SPEAKER_03]: you look great you look you look very there's like a dramatic yeah the lighting is dramatic really yeah it's no secret between the three of us that I have had trouble I mean I'm the guy who was a photographer and I can't really get my lighting to be to my liking [SPEAKER_03]: But I do think that today is better. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm a little shiny looking, which I don't really like. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you're not that bad. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm shiny. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm a little, you're a little bit shiny. [SPEAKER_03]: But Sarah says that I'm way too focused on this, which I can't imagine being true. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, Sarah is a good barometer for the show. [SPEAKER_06]: Cheers. [SPEAKER_06]: I've heard what she enjoys, her comments. [SPEAKER_06]: Mostly what she doesn't enjoy is your neatiness about how you look. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_03]: Are you talking about in life or on the show? [SPEAKER_03]: I would say I would say it's equal. [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I wake up at night during the night and I'll go, Do I look okay? [SPEAKER_02]: That, or these pajamas making me look fat. [SPEAKER_02]: That is not the time to look shiny. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my goodness. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so look, green screen. [SPEAKER_03]: The green screen today is really all about the fact that my first topic is going to be about the pharmacist. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Wait a minute. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that a pharmacy from its a wonderful life? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it couldn't be that. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think that's your pharmacy picture. [SPEAKER_06]: You're hurting my bad ear. [SPEAKER_03]: I want it to put up a pharmacy photo, what is I swear it's the first, Rob would have thought of Mr. Gower first just like me. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, absolutely right. [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_06]: Mr. Gower from it's a wonderful life. [SPEAKER_03]: HB Warn

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