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Are We Back?

March 2, 2026 · 5 min

Gary has been waiting

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Gary has been waiting

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the Sony Perkins Show featuring Gary's die.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nothing but worth to do bills to pay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, hey.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, hey.

[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing on my computer screen?

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, uh, I've been here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where's where have you been?

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been, what do you mean you've been here?

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been worth it and stuff.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've been waiting for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've been waiting for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Were we supposed to have a call?

[SPEAKER_03]: Tony, the last time we spoke, we said we were going to, we were going to do like a new show, remember?

[SPEAKER_03]: And I thought we were going to do it right then.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I've been waiting, you know, that was six years ago.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've been in this chair for six years.

[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't, I haven't gotten up once.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I had to train myself.

[SPEAKER_03]: I bought this six years ago, and I was sure I was going to eat it, but I didn't, because I just thought, you know what, I mean, what if I get hungry or because of this?

[SPEAKER_03]: But you said, we were going to record.

[SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, Sarah keeps coming in, and I said, no, I think Tony will be in, and he minute, and I've just won't eat it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, and here's the thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I thought we were going to do the show right away, and I'm so much older now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm older too, but you know, I thought we were going to take a little break and you know, figure out how things went.

[SPEAKER_03]: Take a little break.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I thought we were going to like write then.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I haven't worked.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I haven't seen my kids.

[SPEAKER_03]: They've come into the locationally.

[SPEAKER_03]: They visited, but I said, don't distract me.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm waiting for Tony.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then two weeks ago, I think Sarah got fed up because two weeks ago, she came in with this.

[SPEAKER_03]: he knows how allergic I am to peanuts all the right yeah so I think like whoa that you're really angry because this has the ability to to are we doing a show after six years you probably decided i'm gonna put Gary out of his misery um i don't know if you are your misery i can we do the show now do you want to do the show uh we're gonna do a

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm surprised he surprised the fans most of them are probably dead.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll do so.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do we have a new name?

[SPEAKER_03]: Do we have a new name for the show?

[SPEAKER_02]: The show is called the Tony Perkins show featuring Gary Stein.

[SPEAKER_03]: Featuring Gary Stein.

[SPEAKER_03]: over six years ago we said we're not we're not doing featuring any more because 180 for episodes of the other show we were equal the whole time so you are not the first 10 episodes you please you're interrupting me you said you were going to come up with a new title you have a new title yes you do you said you do you got to be kidding me

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding you you said you were gonna come up with a new title so what's the I have if we're doing the show I have to know what the new title is you got to be kidding me I don't need to know I don't need to know the name of the show I could just be in the dark maybe I shouldn't even be on camera no no what's the name of the show you got to be kidding me I'm not gonna ask again I swear to God if you say that one more time I'm meeting

[SPEAKER_02]: Here, let me don't eat the Snickers Mar.

[SPEAKER_02]: The name of the new show is, you gotta be kidding me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's the name?

[SPEAKER_02]: Gary Stein.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, wait, with who?

[SPEAKER_02]: With Tony Perkins and Gary Stein.

[SPEAKER_02]: No one's featuring.

[SPEAKER_02]: No one's featuring.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Woo!

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll get off my computer screen.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'm gonna, can I get up?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, get up.